I mean I guess there's probably a universe out there where people don't have faces. Which means there's probably one where other things do.
Not sure I want to think about a reality where shit has a face though.
[How many times are they going to say shit? Chrissy has no idea. She would like it to stop. She would also like to stop thinking about this particular emoji.]
nope. brad robinson wore the suit my senior year. once he got caught talking during a game and i'm pretty sure they almost kicked him off the squad. do you remember that?
now that I think about it, you might be right. I remember asking about it once and nobody would give me a straight answer.
I feel like if the school was worried about it they could have just replaced the suit, but then the new one would probably have the same problem eventually.
I hope they give him a proper send off and a memorial, but I think we both know it's more likely they're just going to toss him in the trash and call it a day.
the day after weed party
[Yes, this is the burning question on her mind after rereading the conversation from the previous night.]
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i don't understand
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Who decides what pictures they add in anyway? Why put a face on it at all? WHY PUT IT THERE AT ALL?
[Why is this what she's latched onto this morning instead of eating breakfast? Hmm.]
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maybe friday does it? that would make sense right? maybe where she's from things are reversed
people don't have faces but other things do
like shit
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Not sure I want to think about a reality where shit has a face though.
[How many times are they going to say shit? Chrissy has no idea. She would like it to stop. She would also like to stop thinking about this particular emoji.]
Do you think it can talk?
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if it was real i think it would be like a mascot so it's probably still a no
[ sorry chrissy he's not very fun sometimes ]
nobody tell them about conker's bad fur day lmao
But it has a face so maybe it can talk.
[Sorry, Steve. She sees you being not very fun and has decided she's not in the mood for it today.]
Mascots can talk. Cartoons can talk. Maybe it's cartoon shit.
goddd i forgot that exists
[ ok we might be veering off topic here but that's fine ]
a good idea tbh
[That's not even an answer to the question, but whatever.]
casually invents hawkins lore
my favorite hobby tbh
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which i mean i heard it smells like B.O. and they can't get it out so no surprise there. brad was the only one willing to do it
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I feel like if the school was worried about it they could have just replaced the suit, but then the new one would probably have the same problem eventually.
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i bet in 10 years they'll still be using the same one
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Oh man. I don't even want to think about that.
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maybe after brad graduates they'll just have to retire timmy because no one else will want to do it
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it's the fate Timmy deserves, truly.
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alphaville forever young? she'd nail it
[ he does not think she would nail it ]
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[Chrissy does not, in fact, believe that Tammy would nail it.]
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they almost have to do it
[ thank god he's not actually stoned anymore or this would be hilaaarious ]
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[ don't say it steve people love tammy thompson don't say it don't say it ]
it would be hard to tell which one's singing though
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[Almost...]
You know, I'm sure there are people who really love how she sounds.
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