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[inhairently]

i'll make this prettier soon

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the day after weed party

[bubblegumheart]

Why did they put a face on the shit emoji?

[Yes, this is the burning question on her mind after rereading the conversation from the previous night.]

[inhairently]

it doesn't make any sense! why would they even put a picture of shit in the first place

i don't understand

[bubblegumheart]

RIGHT?

Who decides what pictures they add in anyway? Why put a face on it at all? WHY PUT IT THERE AT ALL?

[Why is this what she's latched onto this morning instead of eating breakfast? Hmm.]

[inhairently]

i don't know

maybe friday does it? that would make sense right? maybe where she's from things are reversed

people don't have faces but other things do

like shit

[bubblegumheart]

I mean I guess there's probably a universe out there where people don't have faces. Which means there's probably one where other things do.

Not sure I want to think about a reality where shit has a face though.

[How many times are they going to say shit? Chrissy has no idea. She would like it to stop. She would also like to stop thinking about this particular emoji.]

Do you think it can talk?

[inhairently]

i mean it's just a picture so no

if it was real i think it would be like a mascot so it's probably still a no

[ sorry chrissy he's not very fun sometimes ]

nobody tell them about conker's bad fur day lmao

[bubblegumheart]

I know it's just a picture!

But it has a face so maybe it can talk.

[Sorry, Steve. She sees you being not very fun and has decided she's not in the mood for it today.]

Mascots can talk. Cartoons can talk. Maybe it's cartoon shit.

goddd i forgot that exists

[inhairently]

mascots don't talk! when does the hawkins tiger ever talk

[ ok we might be veering off topic here but that's fine ]

a good idea tbh

[bubblegumheart]

I'm sure they could if they wanted to! Maybe he'd talk if he had something to say.

[That's not even an answer to the question, but whatever.]

casually invents hawkins lore

[inhairently]

nope. brad robinson wore the suit my senior year. once he got caught talking during a game and i'm pretty sure they almost kicked him off the squad. do you remember that?

my favorite hobby tbh

[bubblegumheart]

Oh man I think I do remember that, actually! Gina told me his parents had a meeting with the principal and the coach about it.

[inhairently]

yeah it was this whole thing. you probably know more than me but i heard they only let him stay because no one else wanted to wear the costume

which i mean i heard it smells like B.O. and they can't get it out so no surprise there. brad was the only one willing to do it

[bubblegumheart]

now that I think about it, you might be right. I remember asking about it once and nobody would give me a straight answer.

I feel like if the school was worried about it they could have just replaced the suit, but then the new one would probably have the same problem eventually.

[inhairently]

yeah those things are gross and really expensive too

i bet in 10 years they'll still be using the same one

[bubblegumheart]

sounds about right.

Oh man. I don't even want to think about that.

[inhairently]

[ good thing neither of them ever have to worry about whats going on in hawkins in 10 years huh ]

maybe after brad graduates they'll just have to retire timmy because no one else will want to do it

[bubblegumheart]

[what fortune, indeed!]

it's the fate Timmy deserves, truly.

[inhairently]

i just hope they do something better than toss him in the dumpster. he's an icon! a hawkins staple. he deserves a proper send off

[bubblegumheart]

I hope they give him a proper send off and a memorial, but I think we both know it's more likely they're just going to toss him in the trash and call it a day.

[inhairently]

they might do a memorial of they can get tammy thompson to come back and sing for it

alphaville forever young? she'd nail it

[ he does not think she would nail it ]

[bubblegumheart]

Only the best for Timmy!

[Chrissy does not, in fact, believe that Tammy would nail it.]

[inhairently]

timmy and tammy

they almost have to do it

[ thank god he's not actually stoned anymore or this would be hilaaarious ]

[bubblegumheart]

It would be a crime not to do it.

[inhairently]

yeah they can have a duet before timmy is laid to rest

[ don't say it steve people love tammy thompson don't say it don't say it ]

it would be hard to tell which one's singing though

[bubblegumheart]

I'm almost sad to miss that.

[Almost...]

You know, I'm sure there are people who really love how she sounds.